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Joke, joke, joke...
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| 19:59:32 26. května 2015 | ||
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2_GCFtOh7s Jak nakupují zvířata taky nemá chybu :D
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| 19:02:28 26. května 2015 | ||
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 To je zabíjárna... nezapomenutelný.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo
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| 16:49:20 24. května 2015 | ||
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Asi už to tu i bylo, ale...
Malá Zuzka nebyla zrovna nejlepší student v nedělní náboženské škole. Většinou celé vyučování prospala. Jednoho dne jí učitelka vyvolala, zrovna když spala: "Řekni mi, Zuzko, kdo vytvořil vesmír?" Když Zuzka nereagovala, Pepíček (malý kluk sedící v lavici za ní), vzal kružítko a píchnul jí do zadku. "Bože všemohoucí!" zařvala Zuzka. "Velmi dobře," odtušila učitelka. Zuzka znovu usnula. Za chvíli se učitelka Zuzky zeptala, "kdo je náš pán a spasitel?" Ale Zuzka se v hlubokém spánku ani nepohnula. A zase, Pepíček jí "záchranářsky" píchnul kružítkem do zadku. "Ježíši Kriste!" zařvala Zuzka a učitelka byla znovu spokojená, "velmi dobře," zanotovala. Zuzka znovu usnula. Pak učitelka položila Zuzce třetí otázku. "Co řekla Eva Adamovi, poté co měla dvacáté-třetí dítě?" A znovu, Pepíček Zuzku šťouchnul kružítkem. Zuzka tentokrát vyskočila a zařvala: "JESTLI DO MĚ JEŠTĚ JEDNOU PÍCHNEŠ TOU ZAS*ANOU VĚCÍ, TAK TI JÍ ZLOMÍM NA PŮLKU A NACPU TI JÍ DO PR*ELE!" |
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| 05:35:22 24. května 2015 | ||
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Netusil jsem, ze je mozny se v mem veku jeste pochcavat, ale pri sledovani tohodle videa to muj mocak proste nevydrzel. Muzu byt rad, ze jsem se i neposral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjLJxa3Yy1s
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| 17:30:17 23. května 2015 | ||
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stará dobrá nostalgie 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPxrU4JFbR0
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| 19:13:41 20. května 2015 | ||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am1tzttZ8Pc Katniss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cayQGVTwjs Hurikán
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXO44xIvyuY Peeta
Úspěšné hladové hry :) |
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| 19:03:04 20. května 2015 | ||
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| 17:12:02 20. května 2015 | ||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkGuzU8uMxU
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| 14:44:12 19. května 2015 | ||
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Nenávidím svatby, všichni mi neustále říkají, že jsem další na řadě.
O pohřbech jim to vracím - říkám jim to samé. |
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| 23:19:36 17. května 2015 | ||
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Do you speak English?
•Yes! •Name? •Abdul Al Rhazib. •Sex? •Three to five times a week. •No, no... I mean male or female? •Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. •Holy cow! •Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general. •But isn't that hostile? •Horse style, doggy style, any style! •Oh dear! •No, no! Deer runs too fast... |
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