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| 00:12:23 8. září 2015 | ||
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Budiž, Lordamene? Řekni nám další 
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23:01:48 7. září 2015
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Lordamen: Tvůj poslední vtip mi připomíná kapánek tohle...
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOBEpXDnEng&feature=yout u.be&t=1843
Pardon že to je celej film a v češtině, ale aby to šlo pochopit. Pokud nenaskočí čas tak 30:43 cca 
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22:06:47 7. září 2015
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Jde křešťan, muslim a žid po poušti. Nejednou najdou kouzelnou lampu, pohladí ji a vyletí džin.
"Fajn, každému splním jedno přání." řekne džin. Křesťan hned: "Zab muslima!" Muslim: ''Zab křesťana!" Žid: ''Tak já snad je tu kávičku." |
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| 20:52:37 7. září 2015 | ||
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21:19:28 6. září 2015
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Baví se na schůzce Putin a Obama.
Najednou Putin zvážní a řekne: "Obamo, jestli nepřestaneš dělat ty sračky co děláš, tak ti 8.července udělám vojenskou přehlídku." Obama se usměje a řekne: " Vážně? A kde, v Moskvě?" Putin: "Ne, ve Washingtonu!" Něco trochu rasistického-proti černochům nic nemám, je to jen vtip. Adoptovali jsme si černouška, chceme by se tu cítil jako doma, proto mu nedáváme najíst. Přijede Santa do Afriky. Hned ho obsoupí zástupy dětí. "Jé Santa, cos nám přivezl?!" Santa se zamračí a řekne: "Hovno, já donáším dárky jenom těm, co hezky papaj!" |
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| 13:08:28 6. září 2015 | ||
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Muž a žena leží v posteli.
Žena: "Kdy se budeme konečně milovat?" Muž: "Já zítra, co ty?" Kluk a holka si píšou SMS. Holka: Ja ti verila a tys me podvedl s tou kravou! Kluk: Ehm, coze? Holka: Jej, sorry tati, to bylo pro Petra. Táta: v poho, spis me zajima, nevidela si moji brokovnici? |
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| 17:45:09 3. září 2015 | ||
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| 07:23:50 3. září 2015 | ||
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9gag.com/gag/aBr6YWP tak to nie 
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| 18:00:09 2. září 2015 | ||
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Muž leží v nemocnici kvůli těžkým zraněním. Jeho žena za ním chodí každý den, až jednoho dne, kdy má muž už dost síly na to, aby promluvil, jí říká:
„Víš, Heleno, byla jsi tu se mnou, když jsem byl ještě student a vyletěl jsem ze školy. Byla jsi tu, když mi zemřela matka a potom i otec. Stála jsi při mně, jak nám hurikán odnesl dům, dokonce jsi mě neopustila, když mě vyhodili z práce. Víš, co si myslím?" „Copak, miláčku?“ ptá se žena s leskem v očích. „Že ty mně, ženská, nosíš smůlu.“ |
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| 17:55:39 2. září 2015 | ||
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"Denně chodíš domů opilý," vyčítá žena manželovi, "a co já, co děti?"
"Měj rozum, stará," odvětí muž, "přece nebudeme chlastat všichni." |
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