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| 06:42:34 5. října 2011 | ||
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Detailistko 
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| 20:13:51 4. října 2011 | ||
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no dobrý, až na to, že bych chtěla vidět jízdu po dálnici a "zlehka naražení". dej tam okresku a půjde to:) | |
| 18:22:57 4. října 2011 | ||
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Jede chlápek po dálnici, když zezadu lehce narazí do auta před ním. Tak zrychleně vystoupí a kouká, že v autě před ním sedí dva nagelovaní chlapíci v růžových košilích s podivným úsměvem. A jeden z nich povídá:
"René? Zavolej policii, pán nám naboural autíčko." Chlápek se okamžitě začne omlouvat. "Ne, pánové, prosím vás, nikam nevolejte. Na, tady máte tisícovku, víte, já jsem trochu pil..." "René, zavolej policii., pán nám naboural autíčko a ještě bumbal." "Ale notak, pánové, to přeci není třeba. Tady máte, deset tisíc, víte, kdyby přišli na to, že jezdím bez řidičáku..." "René, volej policii - pán nám naboural autíčko, bumbal a ještě si to frčí bez papírů." "Tak víte co? Vy dva buzeranti mi klidně můžete políbit prdel!" "René, nikoho nevolej, pán nám začíná smlouvat." |
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| 14:51:47 4. října 2011 | ||
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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4cEly3pAVY
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| 19:08:23 3. října 2011 | ||
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http://youtu.be/hX2p93A374M
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| 10:37:45 3. října 2011 | ||
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Ze života:
- Můj děda byl za války elektrikář! - Jaks to poznala? - No, měl na helmě ty dva blesky! |
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| 10:00:01 3. října 2011 | ||
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Mladý muž s několikabarevným čírem sedí na lavičce vedle starého muže.
Stařík na něj zírá tak se mladík ozve. "Copak starej, nikdy jsi neudělal nic šílenýho?" "Ale ano." Opáčí stařík. "Když jsem byl u námořnictva, opil jsem se tak že jsem měl sex s papouškem. Myslel jsem že jsi můj syn." |
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| 22:06:02 2. října 2011 | ||
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Chuck Norris kope do zloducha. Jde kolem Cimrman, chvíli se na to díva a pak zvolá: Chucku, nebylo by to lepší s otočkou? | |
| 09:30:11 2. října 2011 | ||
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Hm... a? Stále nechápu, co je na tom k smíchu. | |
| 09:09:27 2. října 2011 | ||
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Myslím že išlo o Don´t touch the watch! 
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