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Joke, joke, joke...
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| 22:25:21 16. června 2015 | ||
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Manželka: "Miláčku? Pořád platí, že si k narozeninám můžu přát cokoliv?
Já bych totiž chtěla něco, co udělá z 0 na 100 za 3 sec.." Manžel: "No dobrá, zítra Ti koupím váhu..." |
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| 21:36:43 16. června 2015 | ||
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5jzCaZ_tAI
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| 21:54:13 15. června 2015 | ||
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Tisíckrát ženě řeknete, že je krásná a nezapamatuje si to.
Jednou jí řeknete, že je tlustá a pamatuje si to celý život. A víte proč? Protože sloni mají dlouhou paměť..... |
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| 09:32:44 15. června 2015 | ||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZB6eWSk_w 
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| 17:23:34 12. června 2015 | ||
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 nochucknorris.com
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| 17:19:00 12. června 2015 | ||
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Chuck Norris hodil granátem. Granát usmrtil 50 lidí, poté vybuchl. | |
| 17:09:32 12. června 2015 | ||
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Pokud by pan Schrödinger vyměnil svou kočku v krabici za Chucka Norrise, musel by konstatovat, že radioaktivní nuklidy se nerozpadají. | |
| 16:12:51 12. června 2015 | ||
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Chuck Norrise dokáže vypít vodu z kohoutku na ex i v Dejvicích. | |
| 12:30:12 12. června 2015 | ||
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A tak co, přidáme se. 
Chucka Norrise jednou kousla kobra. Po několika hodinách bolestivé agónie kobra zemřela. Chuck Norris nemá bankovní účet. Prostě přijde do banky a řekne, kolik potřebuje. Chuck Norris nenosí hodinky. Prostě určí, kolik je hodin. Aktivní složkou nápoje RedBull je pot Chucka Norrise. Slzy Chucka Norrise léčí rakovinu. Škoda, že nikdy neplakal. Chuck Norris snědl oběd od Jiřího Babicy a šel si ještě přidat. V Iráku žádné zbraně hromadného ničení nejsou, Chuck Norris žije v Oklahomě. Někteří lidé sjeli Niagarské vodopády v sudu. Chuck Norris po nich vyjel nahoru v lepenkové krabici. Titanic nenarazil do ledovce, ale kostky ledu, ktrou Chuck Norris zahodil po dopití své whisky. |
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| 12:09:24 12. června 2015 | ||
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Chuck Norris spadl do kádě s radioaktivní chemikálií, krátce poté získala chemikálie nadpřirozené schopnosti. | |
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