Kašpárkovy rolničky
Joke, joke, joke...
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| 15:35:20 25. března 2011 | ||
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Ale vysvetlil to správne 
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| 15:28:27 25. března 2011 | ||
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 to je moc jak ještě " to vím to já vím na tom mě nedostanete" kwěte supr ! :)
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| 15:22:11 25. března 2011 | ||
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| 15:14:21 25. března 2011 | ||
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To snad není pravda
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| 15:11:07 25. března 2011 | ||
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ahahahahaha!!!
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| 15:09:07 25. března 2011 | ||
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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zXoKW6YU8k&NR=1
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| 10:46:57 25. března 2011 | ||
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Baví se dva chlapi v hospodě.
"Tak co, kam jedeš letos na dovolenou?" "Plánuju plavbu po Amazonce." "A není to moc riskantní? Tam jsou přece ty velký piraně, ty ti ukousnou ruku jako nic." "V pohodě, dám si pozor." Po dovolené se opět sejdou v hospodě a opravdu - jeden je bez ruky. "Piraně, co?" "No jo, jsem se při opravách lodi umazal, tak jsem se šel umýt do řeky no..." "A co příští rok?" "Chtěl bych do Afriky, na safari." "To je ještě horší, chlape, tam jsou lvi, ti ti ukousnou nohu jako nic." "Neboj, já budu opatrnej." A po další dovolené - chlap je i bez nohy. "Lvi, že jo?" "No jo, no, neměl jsem je provokovat..." "A příští rok někam jedeš?" "Asi Himaláje." "Chlape, nepřeháníš trochu? Tam jsou orli, ti ti zvládnou v pohodě vyklovnout oko. Neblázni." "Vpoho." A do třetice - chlap se vrátí. Bez oka. "No, co jsem říkal, orli, že jo?" "Ne. Jsem takhle lezl na tu horu, rozhlížím se, jestli někde není orel, a on mě spad do oka kamínek. A já jak v tom háku ještě nemám takovej cit.." |
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| 09:38:43 25. března 2011 | ||
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Vraashar: Vážně. Já si zas vůbec nepamatuju, že by tuhle hlášku použil Klinger. Mám to zafixovaný z dílu, kdy se Radar s Klingerem kvůli něčemu strašně hádali. | |
| 09:00:46 25. března 2011 | ||
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Meaple: Lidi, kteří neumí napsat „Dwayne Dibley“? Nebo jsem ten vtip nepochopil? .o) | |
| 08:51:30 25. března 2011 | ||
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Zajímalo by mě, kolik trekies bydlí v kanadském městě Vulcan. Mají tam údajně dokonce enterprise.
 cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soubor:Vulcan.jpg
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