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| 17:06:11 15. července 2015 | ||
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 zvratenyhumor.sk/heej-pockaj-kamo
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| 15:59:07 15. července 2015 | ||
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upozorňujeme cestující že zastávku praha masarykovo nádraží vlak projíždí | |
| 12:51:36 13. července 2015 | ||
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m.9gag.com/gag/aBrw8V2?ref=fbp
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| 15:16:31 12. července 2015 | ||
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8
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| 11:43:16 9. července 2015 | ||
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| 03:20:59 9. července 2015 | ||
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Doufám, že netahám dříví do lesa. Kdysi dááávno jsme to měli vytištěné v práci a tak jsem si nějak vzpomněl...
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| 18:17:53 7. července 2015 | ||
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přijde chlápek domu a vidí tu jeho jak si balí kufry:
"co se děje miláčku?" "zjistila jsem že jsi zasr*ej pedofil! " "pedofil ? trochu silný slova na osmiletou" |
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| 21:33:16 5. července 2015 | ||
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Teď něco slušnějšího.
Jde ženská lesem a vidí jinou ženskou, jak drží chlapečka za nohu a mlátí jím o strom. '"Proboha, vždyť tomu chlapečkovi spadne čepička!" vykřikne ženská. Druhá se usměje a řekne: "To nevadí, on ji má přibitou!" |
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| 21:28:38 5. července 2015 | ||
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Dvě blondýny hrajou šachy. Najednou jedna vykřikne: "Gól!" A ta druhá odpoví: "To není tenis krávo!"
"Máňo, dej mi pusu." "Ne, jsem šťastně vdaná, správně bych ti ho neměla ani kouřit!" "Kdes byla celou noc?" "Tati (vzlyk) já byla znásilněna!" "To je záležitost dvaceti minut, kdes byla celou noc?" |
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| 10:57:12 29. června 2015 | ||
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Filozofický problém matematiky: Co se stane s matematiky, když zemřou?
• Nezemřou, pouze přijdou o některé své funkce. • Nezemřou, pouze ztratí svou identitu. • Nezemřou, pouze se blíží nule. • Nezemřou, pouze se rozloží. • Nezemřou, pouze se stanou neřešitelnými. • Analytyci nezemřou, pouze se odintegrují. • Geometři nezemřou, pouze zanevřou na tečny. • Geometři nezemřou, pouze se odznázorní. • Geometers die... but they become angles. • Numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed. • Statistici nezemřou, pouze budou roztříděni podle věku a pohlaví. |
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