Kašpárkovy rolničky
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| 12:08:57 8. září 2013 | ||
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Vampire: 'For me behind me - pro mě za mě' znáš? 
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| 21:12:12 7. září 2013 | ||
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| 20:29:07 7. září 2013 | ||
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Jak je možné, že když z 10. patra spadne krátká ocelová trubka, dolů dopadne bagr?
. . V pátém patře stojí MacGyver s nožíkem. |
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| 18:25:20 7. září 2013 | ||
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Doslovný překlad:
* damage to speak = škoda mluvit * don’t wake up a swan = nebuď labuť * relax in the living room = odpočívej v pokoji * where she married herself, here she married herself = kde se vzala, tu se vzala Slovní spojení * unvomitable thruth = nezvratná pravda * welded wine = svařené víno * hand-bag TV = kabelová televize * from-under-her laundry = spodní prádlo * pulling birds = tažní ptáci * poisoning mechanism = trávicí ústrojí * selective driving = výběrové řízení * crotch writing = klínové písmo * guilty basements = vinné sklepy * sausage of lovers = párek milenců * goose burp = husí brk Osobnosti * Paincelebrate Soup = Boleslav Polívka * Tunecelebrate Littlecarrot = Ladislav Mrkvička * Martin Give-a-present = Martin Dejdar * Peacecelebrate Little-miner = Miroslav Horníček * Fun Titman = Švanda Dudák * Springcelebrate Hedgehog = Jaroslav Ježek * Kryštof Harant z Polžic a Bezdružic - Christopher The Bastard from After Spoons and Without Satellites Věty a fráze * she is lubricated like a fox = je mazaná jako liška * all the hydrogen probably made love in the solution = veškerý vodík se asimiloval v roztoku * he vomitted a long postcard on her = vrhl na ni dlouhý pohled * your eyes September = tvé oči září * she was sitting on between = seděla na mezi * I am not smelling myself in my leather today = necítím se dnes ve své kůži * stop knitting my head = přestaň mi plést hlavu * he afterdid himself = podělal se * world champion in tanks on ice = mistr světa v tancích na ledě * he rolls his hams = válí si šunky * Where do you poison your freetime? = Kde trávíš svůj volný čas? * he cut the goodness = sekal dobrotu * How's it hanging? – Jak se ti houpe? Jednoslovní názvy * half-blame = polovina * overgossip = překlep * simplegreeknes = prostořekost * behind-without-baking = zabezpečení * meeter = potkan * spasmer = křeček * neo-raked = neohrabaný * aftersteak = pořízek * undergater = podvraťák * ghostess = duchna * strawberry = slámová bobule * pineapple = borovicové jablko Studentské překlady do češtiny * Easter = Východňár * Pubescent = ten, kdo smrdí hospodou * general Failure reading disc C = generál Failure čte disk C: * I passed the exam = propásnul jsem zkoušku * Sportswear = sportovní nadávka * he stopped smoking = přestalo se z něho kouřit * close relatives = zavřít příbuzné * to deliver = odjátrovat Pokud vymyslíte / narazíte na další... |
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| 13:50:36 7. září 2013 | ||
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| 20:56:09 6. září 2013 | ||
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| 20:03:34 6. září 2013 | ||
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| 07:32:44 6. září 2013 | ||
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Jakub.s: Asi tak vtipné, jako ladovská zima s jesličkami.
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| 21:09:43 5. září 2013 | ||
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| 20:26:36 5. září 2013 | ||
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Dva trempi jdou na tůru a míjejí holku, která spravuje píchlý kolo.
Jeden se nabídne, že jí pomůže. Za chvíli dojede svýho kamaráda na kole. "Tys jí šloh kolo?" "Né. Ona sama. Dodělal jsem tu duši, ona si sundala kalhotky a prý, že si můžu vzít co chci. Tak jsem si vybral kolo." Dobře jsi udělal. V těch kalhotkách bys vypadal jak buzerant. |
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