Kašpárkovy rolničky
Joke, joke, joke...
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| 01:28:00 23. prosince 2010 | ||
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Tři elfové sedí v baru a baví se o svých synech:
první: můj syn je tak bohatý, že má vlastní vilu a svému kamarádovi daroval jen tak 100 otroků druhý: můj syn je tak bohatý, že má vlastní palác, a svému kamarádovi daroval dům v jedné z nejdražších ulic třetí, byl na záchdě, a tak neslyšel jejich předchozí rozhovor: můj syn je gay druzí dva: to nás mrzí třetí: ale má se celkem dobře, teď má dva frajery, kteří mu dali otroky a dům v jedné z nejlepších ulic |
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| 03:07:33 22. prosince 2010 | ||
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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPew3Kko3gU&feature=relat ed mě spíš tohle dostalo  ale ten výraz holčičky je parádní :D
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| 23:29:43 21. prosince 2010 | ||
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmlOrx_6FiI Ono už je to docela starý, ale mě to vždycky dostane
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| 23:14:56 21. prosince 2010 | ||
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chudák :-D | |
| 20:45:47 21. prosince 2010 | ||
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Muž uloví zlatou rybku, když zlatá rybka mu řekne " Nejez mne rybáři, když mne pustíš, splním ti tři přání. " Rybář povídá " No rybko.. já jsem spokojenej.. já nic nechci.. " No rybka ho přemlouvá chvíli, když muži splní dvě přání, zdravé děti a věčné štěstí, když povídá rybář No co třetí přání.. no vlastně.. mám kamaráda, který je děsně nešťastný, pořád si stěžuje, jak zle se mu vede. Splň mu to, co nazítří jako prvé vyřkne za přání. "
Druhý den ráno se kamarád rybáře probudí, rozespalý se protáhne a vzdychne " Jaaaj, sto kokotou do riti a hrzavú kotvu do chrbtáá!! " |
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| 20:40:10 21. prosince 2010 | ||
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| 15:54:35 21. prosince 2010 | ||
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| 22:30:10 20. prosince 2010 | ||
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Možná znáte, ale teď jsem na to narazil
Hádá se takhle Čech, Američan, Francouz a cikán, čeho kdo má nejvíc. Vylezou tedy na Eiffelovu věž a rozhodnou se, že vyhodí to, čeho mají hodně. Američan začne rozhazovat dollary: "Těch máme v Americe víc, než dost!" Francouz začne rozlévat víno: "Vína máme ve Francii možná až zbytečně moc!" Cikán se zděšeně podívá na čecha: "Nenapadaj tě žádný píčoviny, že ne?!" |
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| 21:06:20 20. prosince 2010 | ||
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...a ženu stvořil, když ho ty prasárny přestaly bavit 
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| 21:03:24 20. prosince 2010 | ||
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a navíc byl as gay když nejdřív udělal muže 
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