Kašpárkovy rolničky
Joke, joke, joke...
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| 19:29:47 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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| 18:57:06 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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| 18:53:31 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV8ozxliySQ
Neuvěřitelný, co se dá spálit 
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| 18:36:09 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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Debatují dva volnomyšlenkáři.
,,Tak ty jsi pro rovnost všech lidí?'' ptá sa první. ,,Absolutně!'' potvrzuje druhý. ,,Takže kdybys měl dva koně,tak bys mě jednoho dal?'' ,,Samozřejmě,s velkou chutí!'' ,,A kdybys měl dva domy,taky bys mně jeden dal?'' ,,Jistě,bez řečí!'' ,,A kdybys měl dvě slepice,přenechal bys mi jednu?'' ,,Tak to zas ne!'' ,,A proč ne?'' ,,Protože dvě slepice mám.'' |
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18:21:05 28. prosince 2010
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Víte vůbec jaký je rozdíl mezi hajným a hajnou?
Hajný zná všecky ptáky v lese a hajná zas v dědině. -------------------- ,,Pane soudce,já bych se chtěl dát rozvést.'' ,,A máte k tomu nejaký důvod?'' ,,Ano,prosím,moja stará se pomátla.'' ,,A nebyla snad pomatená už v době sňatku?'' ,,Ne,prosím,tenkrát sem byl pomatený já!'' ----------------------- Co potřebuje blond atletka v běhu na 100metrů? Dres,tretry a GPS. ------------------------------ Jak definujou chlapi vztah fifty-fifty? Vy vaříte-my jíme vy uklízíte-my děláme bordel vy žehlíte-my mačkáme |
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| 18:19:13 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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pecka
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| 17:28:56 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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Pro vsechny, kteri se zabyvaji web tvorbou.. A vlastne i nejen pro ne =D
 alkowebizer.sk/index.php
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| 16:15:36 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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| 14:32:57 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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| 11:13:29 28. prosince 2010 | ||
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Přijde domů chlápek a hned za dveřma cítí, že něco neklape. "Aha, napít jsem se chtěl", napije se, ale stále to nějak není ono. "Už vím, mám hlad," nají se, ale pořád má pocit, že to nějak není ono. "Vykoupu se a dám si cigáro," vykoupe se, vyleze z vany, osuší se a když sahá po cigaretách tak zařve: "Už vím... běžky jsem si chtěl sundat!" | |
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