Kašpárkovy rolničky
Joke, joke, joke...
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| 11:11:31 8. dubna 2022 | ||
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 https://penn...cade.com/.../2022/04/08/less-is-more-2
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| 08:48:52 1. dubna 2022 | ||
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRFmVxpiICc
legen....wait for it...daaary |
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| 09:24:13 27. ledna 2022 | ||
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Prdlajz 5G síť ovládaná myslí po očkování! Sedla jsem si po druhé dávce do čekárny a vypadl mi signál na místě, kde jsem ho před injekcí měla. 
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| 19:18:13 23. ledna 2022 | ||
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https://youtu.be/VpjV5fR0_2o?t=2992
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| 21:29:53 18. prosince 2021 | ||
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Tak ode dneška se Macháček překřtí na Ovčáčka. | |
| 05:12:49 10. prosince 2021 | ||
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-Příjde chlap do hospody a povídá: "Čtyři rumy než to přijde!"
-Hostinský: "A průkaz o očkování máte?" -"Sakra, už to přišlo!" |
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20:17:38 19. listopadu 2021
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něco z mé tvorby, inspirováno oborem.
Paní upoutaná na vozík se chystá letadlem do Berlína a letuška za pultíkem se k ní nakloní a povídá. "Copak drahoušku, letíte do Berlína na prázdniny?" "Ale vůbec ne," odpoví paní, "letím tam jen na jedno pracovní jednání." "Vy letíte do Berlína za prací?" Letuška zvedne obočí. "No samozřejmě, ne že by Vám do toho něco.." "Víte, vy jste tak statečná," skočí jí letuška do řeči," jsem na Vás hrdá." "Jaká statečná? Jaká hrdá?," ohradí se paní a napřími se ve vozíku." Vy si myslíte, že když je někdo hadicapovaný tak nemůže být úspěšnou podnikatelkou, nebo co?" "Ale vůbec ne," odvětí letuška, "Tak abyste věděla, náš přepravce plně podporuje zaměstnávání zdravotně postižených. Já sama jsem před deseti lety přišla o nohu a Váš pilot je dokonce už od narození slepý!" |
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| 16:53:45 24. srpna 2021 | ||
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asi mu nějaký minimalistický architekt přebral holku | |
| 11:55:18 28. července 2021 | ||
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Výrok uznávaného teoretika architektury:
"...a vůbec nejlepší minimalistická architektura by byla ta, která by nikdy nevznikla." |
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| 16:02:20 6. dubna 2021 | ||
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Probrala jsem šatník dle hesla: "Co jsem neměla na sobě rok, to nepotřebuji..." Zbylo mi pyžamo, župan, 2x tepláky a 5x triko. | |
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